Spye. 7:32AM - November 20, 1998 (337)
Let's do the Time Warp again!
(Hold onto your socks, Pandikat...) So now I'm an ill-mannered vagabond, charnique? Well I take exception to that and draw my sword in return! "No one, including you madam, can turn a rice cake into a gourmet treat!" Thrust, parry, lunge -
Pandikat 5:31AM - November 19, 1998 (338)
"The turtle couldn't help us."
Spye - Oh, my, I think I'm going to swoon. Oooooh. Ah, the sound of clashing steel as two worthy opponents face each other on a misty morining in June. The dew on the grass, the nervous fidgeting of the seconds, the harsh cry of a crow watching from overhead. Sigh.... ;)
chocolady3 9:52PM - December 06, 1998 (339)
"...has a tendency to daydream."
Spye - would you do me the honour of allowing me to be your "second". I'll hold the trusty steed and make sure the rocket launcher is ready to lock and load. You can depend on SOME people Spye. Besides we look SO GOOD in those sexy little satin capes and leotards. A girl can always use a good feather or two in her cap, eh! Rice cakes - aren't they like a subversive communist plot to get us North American types to eat re-cycled styrofoam? Recipe: Rice Cakes a la International soak several bags of rice cakes in: Grand Marinier, more Grand Marinier and several bottles of Grand Marinier for oh about a week Remove rice cakes and use as attic insulation. Drink the Grand Mariner and spend some quality time trying to figure out where the on button for the computer is.
Pandikat 5:31AM - November 19, 1998 (340)
"The turtle couldn't help us."
chocolady - I can't believe it. Most foul accusations! I will stand by Lady Charnique against these crimes against rice cakes. I will man the catapult and stand by to arm the SCUD missiles. :) However, your recipie does have some merit! ;)
Charnique 10:31AM - June 15, 1998 (341)
"Dare you draw steel? Well my young ruffian I shall be happy to show you the errors of your way. Prepare to defend your self, En guard!" Feint, Glide, "Lady Spye please do me the courtesy of having your sire be silent. Her prattle is most distracting. And might I add to you, dear lady Chocolate, that your hat besides being out dated is also lopped sided." Thrust, parry and the Noble Woman Charnique moves in for the kill, ready to feed the undeserving Lady Spye the delicious delicacy that she has created ....
chocolady3 9:52PM - December 06, 1998 (342)
"...has a tendency to daydream."
charnique: For shame - dissing moi chapeau - most cruel. I'll have you know it is not Lopsided - that's a very rakish tilt if you please purposefuly designed to enhance that debonair, saucy but staunchly heroic gleam in my eyes. Pandikat - since when did you turn into the poor, wussy damsel in distress? You can't fool me, I know you got those steel garters on underneath that flimsy low-cut little white lace number. Spye - even our trusty steed won't eat rice cakes!
Icepirate2 12:04PM - June 15, 1998 (343)
Fantasy abandoned by reason produces impossible monsters: Goya
I'm busting a gut here ladies. to think that anyone can get THAT impassioned over a RICE CAKE. That's too much.
Pandikat 5:31AM - November 19, 1998 (344)
"The turtle couldn't help us."
chocolady - How did thou knowest of my steel undergarments? Yes, they are my secret weapons. If Lady Charnique should lose, I am ready to wreak revenge upon mine enemies. I thought swooning would put you off your guard. ;) icepirate - Ah, so the Pirate appears at the fringe of the clearing. He does no understand our cause, much as we do not understand his need for pillage and maiming. Hmmm. I've always wanted to try piracy... :)
chocolady3 9:52PM - December 06, 1998 (345)
"...has a tendency to daydream."
Pandikat - Forsooth any knight who has ever visited Ye Olde Tavern Over Yonder knows about YOUR steel undergarments, lady. Not exactly the best kept secret, know what I mean? And speak for yourself, us Passionate Northern, Well-Dressed Gourmet-type Swordspersons can do the pillage and maim thing just as good as any Pirate, right Spye? Besides no real Pirate worth his salt would pillage a rice cake anyway - even if his trusty one-eyed Parrot was starving!
Xcrawler1 4:37PM - June 15, 1998 (346)
DeAtH To ThE oLd ScHoOl
did i start this war?
chocolady3 9:52PM - December 06, 1998 (347)
"...has a tendency to daydream."
Nah crawler - it's not a war merely a middle-ages duel, don't cha know. And might I add you look mighty dashing in that full-shinning armour regalia there guy. Now where is my can opener...? Mind you we could use an impartial third party just to keep those two rice cake lovers in line. There is a code of honour to be followed. Imagine critiquing my handsome head gear - most foul, feathers notwithstanding.
horrormeister 9:26pm Jun 17, 1998 (348)
Forget the Booklady. She's dead. Long live Lady Horror!
There's two rice cake lovers? Wow! I'm a lover, but not of rice cakes. Oops, more than you wanted to know. Sorry
boneyard 12:05AM - November 30, 1998 (349)
>CATFIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!! X-- I thinketh we better stay out of this! BTW, you ladies are a scream!!
Xcrawler1 4:37PM - June 15, 1998 (350)
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yes, they are. they'll scream more when they get eaten by a dragon.
chocolady3 9:52PM - December 06, 1998 (351)
"...has a tendency to daydream."
PSHAW..dragon/schmagon...nothing but over-stuffed lizzards if you ask moi. Probably taste like rice cakes, too (peetui). Harken Ye UP ladies me thinks I spy that crafty vampire making off with my chocolate cake!
Xcrawler1 4:37PM - June 15, 1998 (352)
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WHO YOU CALLING GODZILLA?
Pandikat 5:31AM - November 19, 1998 (353)
"The turtle couldn't help us."
Dragons…I hear they taste like chicken. How dare you cast aspersions upon my dalliances at the Tavern! I'll have you know, Lady, that I merely do that to gather vital information to help my cause and the cause of Lady Charnique. Hmm. The lady doth protest too much, methinks. :) So, how long do you stay fresh in that can?
Charnique 10:31AM - June 15, 1998 (354)
A truce I call Dear Ladies. A cause far greater than or dispute has arisen. The In justice that has been made upon the Lady Chocolate can not be ignored. We shall banned together and hunt down the vampire fiend. He will be skewered and set upon display to showth that chocolate cake stilling will not be tolerated in this most peaceful abode. Rally together Great Noble Women. Adjust thy hats and sharpen thy swords. The beast is most assuredly to haft legions of the undead as his minions. We shall triumph for there is no greater cause than the preservation of Chocolate!!
Pandikat 5:31AM - November 19, 1998 (355)
"The turtle couldn't help us."
I bow to your great wisdom, Lady Charnique. Truly you must be right and I shall use mine steel garters to assist thee in the hunt for the evil Vampyre! Lady Chocolate will be avenged!
Run for it, Boneyard!
Don't worry about me, I would gladly be trampled by these unruly masses than watch you suffer for choosing the only real desert option!
chocolady3 9:52PM - December 06, 1998 (360)
"...has a tendency to daydream."
Alas just when you think you know who your friends are! Fie fie fo fum I smell the blood of a vamp wannabe! Forsooth thou wouldst prefer a sneaky border-hopping chocolate stealing vampire to the true blue chocoholics/femmes fatales of the SK Boards? Spye I am SHOCKED! Ye stand alone there oh traitorous one for your godless blood-sucking hero has fled the scene. Prepare to defend thyself. Besides which you are going to miss one heck of a party, pirates, fancy undergarments et al! And no pouting when the chocolate cake is returned to the truly deserving.
As for the foul-breathed Dragon - ha - Godzilla? IN YOUR DREAMS BUD.
horrormeister 9:26pm Jun 17, 1998 (361)
Forget the Booklady. She's dead. Long live Lady Horror!
XCrawler: Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.
Xcrawler1 4:37PM - June 15, 1998 (362)
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big wink, BIGGER NUDGE
chocolady3 9:52PM - December 06, 1998 (363)
"...has a tendency to daydream."
Brave Lady Charnique my sword is yours. So enlightening to be lead by one who sees the Bigger Picture here.
We must hasten while the great horned dragon is soooooo distracted. Fair Lady HM - another virgin sacrificed in the name of chocolate.
To arms To arms! That cake stealing Son of Darkness heads for the northern border. Great caution is required for he is a master shape shifter and may done the guise of the many children of the night.
Lady Pandikat Lee - my humblest apologies. I had no idea that wild tavern cavorting was all for the greater good.
Drat - a run in my hose. Anyone got any nail polish??
Mount your steeds all ..er ...ah... on second thought scratch that.. up on your horses ladies we be off to the forest home of the Gypsy Queen. Her magic crystal will help guide us in our journey.
And as for you my erstwhile friend Lady Spye - nah nah nah nah na - can't catch us - we're outta here.
horrormeister 9:26pm Jun 17, 1998 (364)
Forget the Booklady. She's dead. Long live Lady Horror!
May I ask what is going on here? I have no idea anymore. But then, my powers of concentration are not quite what they used to be.
spye1 7:32AM - November 20, 1998 (365)
"You can't be careful on a skateboard, man."
Chocolady - My humble apologies for protecting my "godless, blood sucking hero" - sigh, isn't he handsome in a pale sort of way? His alabaster skin is the perfect counterpoint for that dark, rich, creamy, chocolate frosting. (oops, sorry, getting a little off track here.) However, as you well know Ms. I-ate-all-your-Godiva's, it is my nature to suck up (not literally) to the one holding the chocolate. You manage to snag that cake back and I will once again be mounting steeds with the rest of ya's. What can I say...I'm two-faced when it comes to that 6th elusive food group.
Pandikat 5:31AM - November 19, 1998 (366)
"The turtle couldn't help us."
Lady Chocolate, thou are so full of vim and vinegar! I will gladly follow thee and thy steed to the far corners of the world - or even Canada! The blaggart Vampyre will not have the cake. Pray tell, what can the Gypsy Queen tell us?
Lady Spye, you are truly a fickle woman. However, I can understand your fascination with the misty figure of the Vampyre. His eyes can be quite hypnotic, yes? I hope only that you will see the light and join us again - pirates, woman, there'll be pirates!
Xcrawler - Oh, most foul beast! I am not that kind of woman. Okay, so maybe I am. But there are larger issues at stake than buried treasure, so you'll just have to wait. ;)
Lady Charnique - My life for you, wise Lady. Lead us to victory! :)
HM - I'm not sure what's going on, but it sure is funny! Come join us, Lady Horror, and retrieve the glorious chocolate cake!
Xcrawler1 4:37PM - June 15, 1998 (367)
DeAtH To ThE oLd ScHoOl
skulk in shadows, predator to that most glorious of myths: the mysterious dew-slickened slopes of paradise. might it be close by?
Icepirate2 12:04PM - June 15, 1998 (368)
Fantasy abandoned by reason produces impossible monsters: Goya
be forewarned maidens one and all. My crew is a rough and rowdy bunch who have been at sea for many months. The pillaging and pludering has been scarce of late. they are ready to draw their weapons and fight to the death for the chocolate cake that the fiend abscoded with, however they shall require payment. Take note that the last report was that he was sighted heading toward the northern border of Canada. My first mate shall go the Western route while I shall travel up the Eastern coast. Fear not fair maidens the sea escape has been cut off. We shall randevous with you at the shores and take up the trail on foot. farewell, good luck, and don't eat all the cake if you apprehend him before we get there.
P.S.-our last capture netted us many kegs of alcoholic beverages so the drinks are on us pirates.
Icepirate2 12:04PM - June 15, 1998 (369)
Fantasy abandoned by reason produces impossible monsters: Goya
Hey guys, do you ever wonder how many people pop in here, read the stuff we write and run screaming in the other direction?
Pandikat 5:31AM - November 19, 1998 (370)
"The turtle couldn't help us."
icepirate - If I just stumbled on this discussion, I'd think the people here were raving lunatics. But I know everyone here and can honestly say that we're ALL raving lunatics! :)
Sir Pirate, I can assure you that your men will be well rewarded should this quest end in victory. I shall do the Dance of the Steel Garters, for which I am world-renowned, and let the evening go from there. Perhaps some of the other Ladies might reveal their own...endowments, as a way to motivate your men to glory. :)
Icepirate2 12:04PM - June 15, 1998 (371)
Fantasy abandoned by reason produces impossible monsters: Goya
My Lady Pandikat, I have passed your message on to the men and they are howling for blood now. They are up in arms and ready to do battle. Fair maiden, may I assume that this fiend is only to be detained and tortured or shall I take the restraints off my men? They are ready to do thy every bidding and obey every command. We are nearing the border so please pray tell me shall we capture or kill?
chocolady3 9:52PM - December 06, 1998 (372)
"...has a tendency to daydream."
Vim and Vinegar Lady P - surely thou does not accuse me of being pickled? Be thou not fooled by the Son of Vlad's hypnotic gaze. Could be a contact lens problem, me thinks.
Fair Pirate - dastardly as he is, our vampire thief can not be killed, being a card carrying member of the undead and all. Besides which, cake or not, the fiend does have excellent choice in vacation spots.
Should your pirate hord catch up with him before this troop of loyal Chocolatiers (Unlike SOME people), might I suggest waving plates of garlic-enhanced pasta in that pale, wan face of his until he releases our most precious cake?
Restrained Pirates - long months at sea, ready to do every bidding at our beck and call? Be still my beating heart! As for you Lady P and your Dance of Steel Garters - loose the tacky balloons... oh those aren't ballooons...sorry!
Lady Horror - hasten ye up and get with the Noblest Programme, after all we've already sacrified your virginity.
Lady Wishy-Washy Spye - nice to know your desert-like principles can not be compromised so easily. BTW: nice outfit but don't you think you're getting a little LONG in the TOOTH for fuschia spandex?
Hasten those steeds, Chocolatiers. We must get to the Gypsy Queen's by the midnight hour.
All together now....
I took my troubles down to Madame Rue
You know that gypsy with the gold-capped tooth?
She's got a place by the maple and pine
Selling little bottles of Love Potion Number Nine....
Harken ye ladies.. me thinks I spy that snake in the grass a.k.a. Godzilla Wannabe skulking around in the forest glade. Typical male one virgin a night is just never enough is it? As for dew slickened slopes of paradise - you checking out my butt again there beastie?
horrormeister 9:26pm Jun 17, 1998 (373)
Forget the Booklady. She's dead. Long live Lady Horror!
Lady Horror? I love that! May I change my name and use that? I love it! It fits me to a Tee. Pandi, how is it you are knowing me so well? I love that! I really want to use that as my new handle. I hope no one minds if I really do change my name now.
Xcrawler1 4:37PM - June 15, 1998 (374)
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my burning vision thy hast felt, chocolady. how rich is thy milky way? more satisfying than a snicker?
boneyard 12:05AM - November 30, 1998 (375)
Aaahh loyalty, thy name is Lady Spye! I'd never dessert you. (get it?) It's good to know I have one ally in this misbegotten adventure. BTW: Rice cakes soaked in Lysol make great urinal cakes! :) My accusers call me fiend and beast yet they're the ones who are thirsty for blood! How quick one's friends stabbeth thee in the back. (I've been waiting to use that line since I saw Capt. Piccard in Moby Dick!) And Lady P, what, pray tell, is a blaggart? How can I face my accusers when I don't knoweth what the helleth they speak of? To the fair maiden Chocolady, being a Count, I have no need of thievery! If I were to steal from you, it would be something far more interesting than your confections! Now let us speculate. Which of us are famous for their looting? Me thinks ice pirate was much to quick to join in this foray. What say you, my itchy fingered felon?? Sir X, keep them busy whilst I journey to the north to find the truth!