boneyard 12:22am Jun 18, 1998 - (375)
Aaahh loyalty, thy name is Lady Spye! I'd never dessert you. (get it?) It's good to know I have one ally in this misbegotten adventure. BTW: Rice cakes soaked in Lysol make great urinal cakes! :) My accusers call me fiend and beast yet they're the ones who are thirsty for blood! How quick one's friends stabbeth thee in the back. (I've been waiting to use that line since I saw Capt. Piccard in Moby Dick!) And Lady P, what, pray tell, is a blaggart? How can I face my accusers when I don't knoweth what the helleth they speak of? To the fair maiden Chocolady, being a Count, I have no need of thievery! If I were to steal from you, it would be something far more interesting than your confections! Now let us speculate. Which of us are famous for their looting? Me thinks ice pirate was much to quick to join in this foray. What say you, my itchy fingered felon?? Sir X, keep them busy whilst I journey to the north to find the truth!
Pandikat 5:36am Jun 18, 1998 - (376)
The Turtle couldn't help us.
Sir Pirate - Lady Chocolate is right, we cannot kill the foul Vampyre. Of course, a little torture can always be a good icebreaker at parties!
Lady Chocolate, I fear thou hast been in the sun too long. We need not a love potion. And perhaps it is thee who has the contact problem - tacky balloons indeed! Let us not cast asperions on the more adequately endowed amongst us, shall we? :)
Lady Horror - I know only what I hear around the tavern. Perhaps you would like to head the torture team?
Ah, so the Vampyre shows his milky face again. Before thou cast thy criticism on the rice cake, need I remind you that I have a horde of pirates at my beck and call? You would do well to show some respect to the living. And with all eternity before you, can you not pick up some new vocabulary? Honestly, if there's anything I detest, tis an uneducated creature of the night. (Of course, I myself have no idea what blaggart means - but I've heard it used disparagingly in pirate films!)
horrormeister 8:22am Jun 18, 1998 - (377)
Forget the Booklady. She's dead. Long live Lady Horror!
Sir Boneyard: I know what they do not. Torture, I may sometimes resort to to get what it is I want, yet I know that it would have no effect on your immortal coil. Alas, I should give up what it is I do and I should join the Vampyre on his quest. If only he would take me along. He knows not the good I can do for him.
icepirate2 1:05pm Jun 18, 1998 - (378)
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So Sir Boneyard, you try to cast the suspicion away from thyself. I'll have thee know that I had nothing to do with the missing cake. Sill your tongue Sir before my brothers hear you accusing their beloved (and feared) leader and slit your pale throat and pierce your cold heart for blaphemy. I was watching the forray of the maidens at their duel when the cry went up of a cake stolen. I nobly offered my serivces to their quest. Prehaps not nobly for there was enticements from the damsels themselves. we shall hunt you to the ends of the earth if the damsels so ask. Even now we come closer to our quest. Still thy tongue for even the favors of the damsels will not stop my men if you continue to accost their leader. You are warned Sir Boneyard.
Pandikat 1:13pm Jun 18, 1998 - (379)
The Turtle couldn't help us.
Oh, you are so brave Sir Pirate! I fear I shall swoon again for your manly charms are too much for me. Though you are a black-hearted pirate, I believe you to be a virtuous man. If anyone can retrieve the stolen cake, it is you. Surely your men must worship such a great and noble leader!
(gush, gush) :)
chocolady3 1:07pm Sep 18, 1997 - (380)
Has a tendency to daydream...
Gaggeth me with a spooneth Lady Pandikat. Was the Spanish Armada not enough for you? If you weren't so busy gushing you might have realized that Plan A is to seek the wisdom of the Gypsy's crystal. We will use her magic love potion to distract the Vampyre and his Dragon familiar to regain the precious cake.
Ah the Vampire dares spew his deceiving speculations. As for the Count deal - Big Woo just what this continent needs - more low-rent royalty. Thou truly has not lived (at least recently) for my home-made chocolate cake is priced far above rubies. And thou darest quote the truly hunky Jean Luc ? Fie on thee oh fiend.
As for thee Oh Lady Horror - personally I am not surprised that you would turn traitor to dash panting after the pigmentally-challenged Master of Evil. I never bought that phoney virgin act anyway.
Milky way, Snickers.. thou comparest my finer attributes to such strictly commercial grade class chocolate fakery, ye Beastly Dragon. Hasn't thou never endulged in the truly melt in your mouth, darkly rich, sublimely divine truffle? And to think you were once my Knight in Shinning Armour.
xcrawler1 7:19pm Jun 18, 1998 - (381)
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melt in my hands once more, fair lady.
chocolady3 9:30pm Jun 18, 1998 - (382)
Has a tendency to daydream...
The confused Lady Chocolate pulled her faithful steed away from the ever diminishing troop of Chocolatiers. She required a moment of solitary reflection. Dare she admit that she missed the comraderie of the Lady Spye by her side?
How could Spye have betrayed their kindred friendship for the seductive charms of the Dark Lord, cute though he may be? And what was this talk about putting cake above all? Even friendship? As dedicated as the Lady was to the Pursuit and Protection of her delectable chocolate cake, she wondered if this venture would gain her nothing but trouble in the end.
The Lady Chocolate, sighed deeply recalling the many moments of spirited revellery shared with her jousting companion Spye. How true she thought it does take one tough broad to recognize another.
She turned to re-join the squabling Chocolatiers. How was it she wondered that she ended up with a hot-to-trot dancing tavern wench and a horde of blood thirsty pirates? Not to mention that wily but seductive Dragon constantly lurking on the fringes of the adventure?
The full moon above peered through the clouds and it was time to make haste to the home of the Gypsy Queen (AGAIN).
Pandikat 6:12am Jun 19, 1998 - (383)
The Turtle couldn't help us.
Well, I guess I knoweth who mine friends are. Tavern wench indeed! It is an undercover disguise, of course, for what better way to get information from drunken men? Sadly, the hot-to-trot part is true.
So, oh fearless leader, take us to the Gypsy for goodness sake. With Nosferatu filling our minds with evil lies and the Dragon trying to tempt your flesh, it will be a difficult journey. I have all confidence that Sir Pirate will be able to keep his men in check, for the moment at least.
How shall we deal with Ladies Horror and Spye? Is there any chance for their redemption?
horrormeister 8:03am Jun 19, 1998 - (384)
Forget the Booklady. She's dead. Long live Lady Horror!
Nope, not a chanceth. The Lady Horror will stand by whatever man she chooseth. Alas, he may not like it, but he is stucketh with me.
icepirate2 1:59pm Jun 19, 1998 - (385)
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My Lady Pandi, your faith and admiration shall be justified. Be forewarned, I don't trust the Gypsie and I thinketh a trap may be in the works. My men and I shall hang back and watch so that no harm shall befall you or the other maidens. All thou needeth to do is call and we shall be at once to thy rescue. Fare the well maiden and watch closely.
chocolady3 6:48pm Jun 19, 1998 - (386)
Has a tendency to daydream...
Pax Oh Fair Maiden Pandykat. I have indeed heard of your "undercover exploits" and must confess that such well-gathered information has proven valuable indeed. A few 8 by 10 colour glossies can earn a vast horde of gold doubloons, eh Lady?
As for the Lecherous Lizzard, fear not, for I have dealt with his like before. Though he may tempt me with his considerable charms, I shall remain stead-fast for the cause of the cake. Trust me on this ladies I have something very special in mind for the Blaggart Beast.
This situation with the so-called Ladies Spye and Horror could work for us here people. Knowing the loyalty of the Lady Spye towards her Undead Hero, me thinks she will not take kindly to the affections cast his way from the Trollop of Horror.
Sir Pirate: Let not the King of Lies distract you from our chocolaty goal. He is a Master Deceiver and seeks only to focus your considerable strength elsewhere while he flees to the northern border. Keep the pillaged beverages on ice for vampire hunting be thirsty work.
Harken Ye oh Chocolate Maidens. I have warned my countrymen to stand on guard ready to accost that fiendish thief and his two tacky tarts. ... Oh drat.. hang on a second... Hey Guys ....Yo Canucks.. I said S T A K E S not Steaks, prime rib though they be. Be warned oh noble and very well built men of The True North, for the Vampire Fiend and Dragon Lord cast vile dispersions of "Chicken and Bacon-Butt" our way. To arms all and lest ye forget hockey sticks make nifty stakes.
Oh Dragon ... Dragon ... thou darest cast me that come slither look? Fie on thee and enough with the skulking already. Melt in your arms? PSHAW.. lest ye forget.. once a knight just doesn't cut it for a true Chocolatier like myself.
xcrawler1 9:40pm Jun 19, 1998 - (387)
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once a knight? surely thou jest? for i have a bottomless appitite. i have yet to be satiated.
chocolady3 9:56pm Jun 19, 1998 - (388)
Has a tendency to daydream...
Braggin' again eh Dragon? Thou belchest much fire me thinks. And quit calling me surely.
xcrawler1 2:50am Jun 20, 1998 - (389)
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Ok, surely. But beware: I braggart I'm not. I have been known to inflame many a maiden.
chocolady3 9:49am Jun 20, 1998 - (390)
Has a tendency to daydream...
I smote thee on thy vast beak, Oh Over-fed Armadillo. Thou thinkest thou inflamest dost thou? Not from what I read on the walls of the Maidens Toilette in Ye Olde Tavern Over Yonder.
xcrawler1 2:28pm Jun 20, 1998 - (391)
DeAtH To ThE oLd ScHoOl
a secret revealed? yon maidens sketch on bathroom walls in the same manner as men? for shame.
horrormeister 10:01pm Jun 20, 1998 - (392)
Forget the Booklady. She's dead. Long live Lady Horror!
Tis surely true, Lady Chocolate, Sir XCrawler has much inflamed me. Alas, though, I be the trollop of this lively conversation. As easily as I go from Sir Boneyard to Sir XCrawler, I am so sure that all of you are wanting to just tie me down and keep me away from all men. I do not blame you.
chocolady3 11:12pm Jun 20, 1998 - (393)
Has a tendency to daydream...
For shame is it Dragon? Thou shouldst talk. Pourquoi? What ist goodeth for the gander is surely goodeth for the goose. However as I am foresworn to my loyal sisterhood, I have taken a sacred blood oath not to reveal what is written on the walls of the Toilette. Oh other than "Pandikat wears steel undergarments" but then that's no secret anyways.
Lady Horror - What caneth I say? At least you are transparent in your trolloping pursuits. If there's anything I can't take, it's an obtuse trollop. As for myself, my noble purpose is to regain the precious chocolate cake. The gods know I've given up trying to keep the fair maiden Pandikat from distracting the pirate hordes!
xcrawler1 11:56pm Jun 20, 1998 - (394)
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digress from thy apparel a little more?
horrormeister 12:45am Jun 21, 1998 - (395)
Forget the Booklady. She's dead. Long live Lady Horror!
Chocolate cake? This is about a chocolate cake? Oh, then fair Lady Chocolate, I am most definitely on your side (as long as you let me partake in the cake once we get it back). As for my trolloping ways, surely I could use my feminine wiles to help along our noble cause?
chocolady3 6:36am Jun 21, 1998 - (396)
Has a tendency to daydream...
Harken Ye O Fair Maiden Chocolatiers. I have just received a most urgent urgent message from my loyal countrymen near the north-west border. Apparently they're having great difficulty getting the bar-b-que lit and require my assistance. I must hasten but never fear I shall return sooneth.
Sir Pirate and Lady Pandikat: I entrust the leadership of this loyal following of chocolate lovers to you both. Sir Pirate may be correct. A trap at the Gypsy Queen's may indeed lie ahead. I bow to your superior skills and am confident you can overcome all odds and gain the love potions we require for our venture. Oh by the way Pirate.. can you do something about that one-eyed parrot of yours? He's been leaving "evidence" all over the plot line. I can taketh constructive critism (okay maybe I can't) but to be constantly in fear of bird droppings is going a bit far don't cha think?
Lady Horror - use whatever tactics you deemith. Nice to know you prize chocolate cake above the undeadly charms of the Son of Darkness and the Dragon Lord. However I have learned that once an incorrigible trollop always an incorrigible tollop. Call me a skeptic but at least please stop caling me surely. I don't even look like a surely, surely.
Lady Pandikat: Most loyal and kinky friend. Beware the path that lies ahead for it is frought with dangers. One question before I must make haste. Don't those steel garters chafe?
And Finally to the Most Devilish Dragon Master: Later, babe.
icepirate2 12:02pm Jun 21, 1998 - (397)
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The maiden must understand that the parrot serveth the cuase as well. He was specially trained by me in way I may not divulgeith. Console thyself with the knowledge that whatever dropping he leaveth behind is made up for in the intelligence that he gathereth. For who would suspect a one eyed parrot?
Pandikat 6:29am Jun 22, 1998 - (398 of 734 messages)
The Turtle couldn't help us.
Lady Chocolate - Surely, we will do our best to lead in thy stead. Together, Sir Pirate and I shall make a formidable force against the foe. That would be the most unholy Vampyre, right? Mine head does muddle so at times.
Whatever does not chafe us makes us stronger. I could tell thee more, but then I'd have to charge thee. :)
Sir Pirate - Didst the one-eyed, most foul fowl, tell thee of the possible trick by the Gypsie Queen? Do you think it wise to continue on, or shallst we push ever northward? I leave the decision to thee, as I have naught experience in these matters.
Lady Horror - Oh, please do join us, for our cause is greater than a mere fling with the Undead and Abominable. I have faith in thee!
Hast Lady Spye truly joined with the Vampyre, for I have not seen her in recent days. A most discouraging turn, that.
If anyone comes across mine missing bolt, let me know!
charnique 8:21am Jun 22, 1998 - (399)
I cook therefore I am.
Did I start this?!
Does the foul fiend still posses the most sought after chocolate cake? The lady Charnique was set upon and poisoned by some outlawish bandits that goes by the name Sir Burger King. I fear to say that has caused me to be bed redden with the most awful of agonies and horrible pains. I send you brave fighters my love and prayers and hope that the battle will be victorious in the favor of the Lady Chocolate.
Pandikat 8:35am Jun 22, 1998 - (400)
The Turtle couldn't help us.
Lady Charnique, how dost though fare? Perhaps Sir Pirate can spare some of his men to dispatch the evil King of Burger, who is obviously working with the Vampyre to waylay us and destroy our chances of recovering the cake. Are you well enough to travel? It is only right, as you were our champion from the start.
the.real.spye 9:13am Jun 22, 1998 - (401)
Let's do the time warp again.
Slurp, lick, wipe - Oh, sorry. Hi guys, long time no see. Just give me a sec so I can clean this chocolate frosting off my mouth. Ooops, did I say chocolate? I meant butter cream. Yeah, that's it. Butter cream.
Lady Chocolate - My sister, my loyal supporter, my friend - I deeply apologize for placing our partnership on the line over this most fowl (pun intended) crime of chocolate cake abduction. Me thinketh thou should consider which side ye be on! Ye might want to think about hanging out with the anti-rice cake brigade...we be cool. BTW - these are not fuschia spandex pants, they are fuschia leather! And I am not too long in the tooth to get away with them - I will have you know that that part of my anatomy doth not yet saggeth!
As for you Lady Horror - I am shocked and appalled that thou would stoop so low as to attempt to worm thy way into the cold heart of my much-aligned vampyre stud-muffin. A word to the wise from this steel wielding vixen - Keep your mitts off if you know what's good for ye!
Pandikat - Torture, did you say torture. It's not too late to get in on this is it? (BTW - are you sure those aren't balloons?)
Oh, and who the hell is the Gypsy Queen?
delacroix_1 10:16am Jun 22, 1998 - (402)
Be mysterious
God's Wounds! Ye are left alone for a simple month and a half, and see what you've started! A holy war with the forces of Evil, and all in the name of Chocolate! (or rice cakes, I forget which). Now, its seems that Delacroix, the Lady Perilous, shall have to decide where her allegiances lay! Shall she keep her loyalty to the Chocolate Maidens, or shall she put her sword, her arm and her steed at the service of the most foul but utterly charming Vampyre? She has to bear in mind, however, that the Maidens have been slandering her in Ye Olde Ladies' Toilette, namely, saying that she doesn't look good in a low-cut blouse (an obvious untruth), whereas on the other hand the Vampyre is now the sole owner of the Chocolate Cake and therefore his company must be now a little more... appetizing. Ummm, she'll have to think about it; it shall take a while, since now she's too weak with laughter and tears are running down her cheeks... So some dastardly cowards shall read this and run like 'Ell? Let'em! Who needs 'em?
Pandikat 10:28am Jun 22, 1998 - (403)
The Turtle couldn't help us.
Lady Perilous - Welcome to the fray! I doth hope thy wilst make the right decision and join the Chocolate Maidens. With Lady Charnique poisoned and Lady Chocolate out on recon, I fear we will have trouble getting organized.
Forget the abominable Vampyre...we have Sir Pirate and his band of hearty sailors. And only a couple have the scurvy. Think of the revelry and merry-making should we be victorious, as I feel we shall. We have already lost Lady Spye and Lady Horror is so wish-washy that I dare think we cannot count upon her.
Won't you join us, Lady Perilous, and fight the good fight for chocolate cakes everywhere?
the.real.spye 11:03am Jun 22, 1998 - (404)
Let's do the time warp again.
Yo Ho fair Delacroix, welcome to the fray! Pray do not stoop to join with the hords of unwashed skaliwags and trollops (and whatever else ye be, ye scoundrels!) Instead pledge thyself to the path of the rightous and current owners of the chocolate! Join our ranks and ye shall be richly rewarded (and not with rice cakes if ye know what I mean, har.) BTW - that low-cut blouse looks absolutely fabulous on you, dear.
icepirate2 11:16am Jun 22, 1998 - (405)
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Fair Pandi, I think the advice must be sought. There is always the chance that it may be of use. I however will not accompany you as my men and I shall be on guard to prevent any ambush.
icepirate2 11:21am Jun 22, 1998 - (406)
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I must make this report. I feel that the cake is lost. If it hath not been consumed at this point by the thieves it is still utterly useless. At this point it is more likely to be used as a bludgeon for thine enemies as it would break thy teeth to try to comsume it. Shall we push onward to apprehend the villians and teach the the faults of stealing such a priceless object? Or shall we call it a lost cause and begin the merry-making we pirates are famous for?
xcrawler1 12:49pm Jun 22, 1998 - (407)
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merry-make away!!!
Pandikat 1:07pm Jun 22, 1998 - (408)
The Turtle couldn't help us.
A pox upon you, Lady Spye! While you rant and rave upon mine friend, Sir Pirate and his band, do you realize you sound more like a prirate than he does? Dost I sense seaman envy?
Sir Pirate, I fear you may be right. And whilst I wouldst love nothing more than merry-making with you and your men, I feel our wrong must be avenged before I can perform the Dance of the Seven Steel Garters. I say we pursue these fiends to the ends of the earth, or even Canada, to get our retribution! Are you with me, man?
Fie on you, Dragon. Your lusty muffin is not with us at the moment and your sweaty charms will not work on me!
xcrawler1 1:19pm Jun 22, 1998 - (409)
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hhmmmm. i have a fresh copy of bag of bones for you............
Pandikat 1:26pm Jun 22, 1998 - (410)
The Turtle couldn't help us.
Oh, you are a tricky Dragon, for true! I am torn...someone help me! I am a damsel in great distress!
horrormeister 5:17pm Jun 22, 1998 - (411)
Forget the Booklady. She's dead. Long live Lady Horror!
Why shouldeth I help the Lady Spye when she telleth me to keep my mitts to myself. I do what I like with my mitts, when I want. I cannot believe that I should be so put upon when I am now injured. The Lady Spye drew her sword upon me and caused me to bleed internally--without ever laying the steel upon me. We should take care whenever we come upon her. She is dangerous and she will do anything to protect her undead lover. I shall lay low for now, as I believeth that she will kill me should she see me again. Take care all in your noble pursuit. Lady Perilous, nothing means more to me than chocolate cake and I am firmly on the side of Good. Lady Chocolate, lead on the pursuit and take care!
delacroix_1 5:39am Jun 23, 1998 - (412 of 734 messages)
Be mysterious
The Lady Spye knoweth me well! She knoweth that the best way of touching the cold and unfeeling heart of the Lady Perilous is through mere base and vile flattery! Thank you sweetheart! Also, she knoweth that Evil rewards its minions more richly, and not with rice cakes! HAHAHAHAHA (she laughs evilly). So let's jump to the fray! It's sword-clashing first, merry-making later!
the.real.spye 7:46am Jun 23, 1998 - (413)
Let's do the time warp again.
Lady Pandikat - Cast aside your trolloping ways and resist the false promises of the wicked dragon! Are you not aware that dragons are notorious tricksters? It is your steel garters that he truely seeks! Unbeknownst to you, those garters are highly prized by the trolls of the tropics who wish to use them to forge the highly-prized ginsu knives! This most vile dragon will do anything to get his claws on them. BTW - how did you know about my seamen envy? I never told anyone about that except the gypsy woman!
Lady Horror - Adieu to you madam! May you mend your harlot-like ways whilst you're away.
Lady Perilous - You are indeed a woman of brains and beauty! Let us work together to rid the world of rice cakes forever! Chocolate cake for everyone!
icepirate2 10:25am Jun 23, 1998 - (414)
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Very well maidens, the fight shall continue and the quest for justice shall prevail.
Pandikat 1:13pm Jun 23, 1998 - (415)
The Turtle couldn't help us.
Well, it must be true, what they say. Chivalry is dead. Sigh. In ye olde days a damsel crying in distress wouldst be rescued by a daring hero. But who lends a hand? The Lady Spye, mine sworn enemy. Well, I can tell thee this. I wilst be writing mine local congressman!
Lady Spye - Mine thanks to you for saving me from the wicked Dragon, who didst so try to trick me. But I cannot join your cause, for I am sworn to the Lady Chocolate and the Lady Charnique to mete out retribution for the stolen chocolate cake at the hands of the Vile Blood-Sucker. I am honor bound and, anyway, I'm a sucker for a good pirate. ;)
Lady Horror - Most foul attack! I hope thee will be well enough to join us soon.
Sir Pirate - I feel I must tell thee the truth, which Lady Spye may have already guessed. The Gypsy Queen is mine mother. (That is where I get mine devestatingly good looks and dancing talents.) We do not get on as well as we could and so you may be right about the trap. I never know what side she's to be on. But she makes a heck of a good mead!
the.real.spye 8:27am Jun 24, 1998 - (416)
Let's do the time warp again.
Very well m'lady - if thou canst forget the past then let us continue with the fray!
delacroix_1 8:48am Jun 24, 1998 - (417)
Be mysterious
Lady Spye, I'm with you, sworn to bring death and wreak havoc among the hosts of rice cakes and other diet fare, and ready to put my sword, the faithful Godiva, at the service of that sinfully delicious chocolate! Methinks however that our shining steels shall be sheathed for a while, since with the absence of our leaders, the fair Lady Chocolate and the vile (but most charming) Vampyre, and also of the fair Lady Charnique and Lady Horror, our blood-soaked battlefield has got somehow depopulated. We are left with the lusty but by now sea-sick with rhum pirates and a Gypsy Queen of allegiances most fickle, who to make matters worse seems to be the mother of Lady Pandikat, she of the trolloping ways (isn't this beginning to sound like Dynasty ?)
horrormeister 9:04am Jun 24, 1998 - (418)
Forget the Booklady. She's dead. Long live Lady Horror!
Lady Pandikat, Fear not, for I am here to keep you from evil grasp of Lady Spye. Though I may be bruised and battered I am still able to lend my assistance whenever thou shall be in need of it. And as for you, evil Lady Spye, I shall throw those words back to you which you spake to me, "Keepeth those mitts to yourself"
Pandikat 11:21am Jun 24, 1998 - (419)
The Turtle couldn't help us.
With thee by mine side, Lady Horror, I knoweth that right and justice shall prevail!
However, since there seemeth to be a lag in action, shall we relieve the tension and party down with the sailors? ;)
horrormeister 11:51am Jun 24, 1998 - (420)
Forget the Booklady. She's dead. Long live Lady Horror!
Lady Pandikat, Let's party!
xcrawler1 1:19pm Jun 24, 1998 - (421)
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party i do favor!!!
chocolady3 9:52pm Jun 24, 1998 - (422)
Has a tendency to daydream...
Harken Ye Up O Chocolatiers and other wishy-washy types for I have returned from my perilous journey. A party ist it? Wilst there be base debauchery, dancing pirates and much mead ? I have encountered a roving band of ministrels who maketh with the righteous rocketh and rolleth. Just the thing for a revellery under the midnight moon!
Lady Perilous - Great Greetings and might I add that thou is so delectibly attired that the rumours at the Tavern must indeed be erroneous. I personally blame Lady Pandikat but don't tell her I told you. As for Lady Spye - pay no attention to her winsome wiles for she is true to her Dark Lord only. What can you expect from someone who wears FUSCHIA leather anyways?
Lady Pandikat, I am not surprised to learn of thy frivilous frippery in regards to the pirates. What hast happened to our noble quest? Get over the mother thing already for we must obtain her secret potion to over-come the Creature of the Night and his Dragon at-arms.
I am much chagrined to learn of the dispicable poisoning of our dear Lady Charnique. Could have been worse for I hear that the House of MacDonald is thinking of invading our fair domain. Blech - what is next I ask ye? Rice cakes at the drive-through?
Sir Pirate thou might indeed be the Grand Mariner however that blasted parrott over yours burns my butt. There are nasty white blotches all over my new "Vampyres Sucketh 'N' Dragons 'R' Wussies" t-shirt.
O Fair Maidens I was much dismayed to learn whilst stopping at a much-favoured ale-house to learn of rumours of "two tarts and a lusty muffin". Fool me I thought they were talking about Take-0ut brekkie from Ye Olde Bakery. Imagine my dismay to learn it was our heroic troop being discussed with such wild inneuendo. There is indeed a Spye in our midst.
Fie On thee O Dragon Lord for I have struck a victory upon thy hiddeous hide. You missed a prime opportunity several posts backeth to parlez on the "goose" remark. A sleepeth at the wheel, eh Dragon? A mortal wound has been cast upon thee, ....okay call it a deep scratch. A nick even. If thou insists upon crashing our joyous celebration, willst thou dare tango with me?
xcrawler1 11:15pm Jun 24, 1998 - (423)
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scratches on my back? why, fair maiden, do go on of our forbidden dance neath the full moon's glow. scratches only turn up the my heat. and the only thing i saw that resembled a wound that night was.........